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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

(Source: theguidinglight)

“Wendy, get the fuck offa my man, bitch! I’ma fuck you up, you dirty ass hoe!” 

“Wendy, get the fuck offa my man, bitch! I’ma fuck you up, you dirty ass hoe!” 

(Source: rozgol)

ryley-stbatman:

phoning-it-in:

Mike Allred draws Daredevil #17. Well played Marvel, well played. 

It’s like Marvel found my tumblr, looked through my favorite artists list, and then grabbed a handful and shoved them into this book. 

This is the third time I reblogged this and I still don’t give a fuck, because I am simply amazed and excited. 

ryley-stbatman:

phoning-it-in:

Mike Allred draws Daredevil #17. Well played Marvel, well played. 

It’s like Marvel found my tumblr, looked through my favorite artists list, and then grabbed a handful and shoved them into this book. 

This is the third time I reblogged this and I still don’t give a fuck, because I am simply amazed and excited. 

Attention all Writers:

mygayshoes:

http://writer.bighugelabs.com/

THIS WONDERFUL CREATION AUTOMATICALLY SAVES AFTER A FEW MINUTES, WHEN YOU START A NEW DOCUMENT AND WHEN YOU OPEN A DIFFERENT DOCUMENT.

IT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN TYPEWRITER (electric or manual- your choice)

If you aren’t excited by the last line, I have no idea why you follow this blog.

My sister

andersoncoopersangstyteens:

colinthecomiccunt:

andersoncoopersangstyteens:

has informed me that a lot of the kids in her 5th grade class have Iphones. And Facebooks. And Ooovoos.


And now I feel compelled to create her a Facebook (even though I’m totoally against it) because I don’t want her to feel left out!